Sister Mary Faith, who works part-time in the office at my son's school, told me this joke and I had to share:

A man is feeling a little under the weather one Sunday morining, and says to his wife that he isn't going to be attending Mass that week.

"Why not?" she asks. 

He replies, "I don't know, I just don't like that new priest."

So she says to him, "Well, you say you don't like the new bartender at the pub down the street, but that sure didn't stop you from going there and closing the place last night."

Can I get an Amen?