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Billy Greenwood

WHAT YOUR MORNING DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU

 

 

  • Coffee – “I am a normal human trying to function in the working world.”
       
  • Tea – “I’m a normal human being trying to function in the world, but I heard that coffee is bad for me, so I switched to tea. I hate it and I miss coffee.”
       
  • Green Juice – “I’m planning to live forever.”
       
  • Gatorade – “I’m hung over.”
       
  • Vitamin Water – “I’m hung over, but am attempting to hide it slightly better.”
       
  • Triple Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato – “I suck at life.”
       
  • Chocolate Milk – “I don’t want to ever grow up. And, my sneakers have velcro.”
       
  • Beer – “I might have a drinking problem.”
       
  • Whiskey - “I definitely have a drinking problem.”

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